Just so you understand how hot I get in the Kitchen!

Little Bruce and Jenny are only 11 years old, but they know they are in love.

One day they decide that they want to get married, so Bruce goes to Jenny’s father to ask him for her hand.

Bruce bravely walks up to him and says, ‘Mr. Johnson, me and Jenny are in love and I want to ask you for her hand in marriage.’

Thinking that this was just the cutest thing, Mr. Johnson replies, ‘Well, Bruce, you are only 11. Where will you two live?’

Without even taking a moment to think about it, Bruce replies, ‘In Jenny’s room. It’s bigger than mine and we can both fit in there nicely.’

Still thinking this is just adorable, Mr. Johnson says with a huge grin, ‘Okay then how will you live?

You’re not old enough to get a job. You’ll need to support Jenny.’

Again, Bruce instantly replies, ‘Our allowance. Jenny makes five bucks a week and I make 10 bucks aweek. That’s about 60 bucks a month And that should do us just fine.’
Mr. Johnson is impressed Bruce has put so much thought into this.

‘Well, Bruce, it seems like you have everything figured out. I just have one more question. What will you do if the two of you should have little ones of your own?’

Bruce just shrugs his shoulders and says, ‘Well, we’ve been pretty lucky so far.’

This is my writing partner Ben on my bike, Elphaba…what chu know? LOL!

Ben riding Elphaba! LOL!

i have the cutest dog eva!

the cutest dog ever

her name is Elphaba. she rocks.

My new bike